Please stop exploiting us!!!

Yeah!!! It's our school's anniversary!!! Dont you just love birthdays? they are so "happy". I just cant believe how we are being exploited to do so much crap for the anniversary ceremony.
Yo Mr Barcode!!! Long time no see... so glad ur flight didn't crash eh... Just drop by to tell you we dont like your anniversary ceremony. Please dont make urself so noble by saying that the ceremony is for us. So what if the Chief Of all fatAss is coming? So what if there will be teachers from other schools?
And Mr Peter Parker... Yeah dont be suprised... coz we all know ur true identity. Please cut your cohesion crap... It's not going to work. All I wanna say is... You and ur damn "do the big walk, then go do your part time security guard job and then come back to rehearse for the ceremony" crap. Hello? Does students in the National Science Foundation look like coolies in any way?
I really hope that all the teachers in the 'A'ccountancy Department will get to read this...
Mr So Freaked Up... Despite all the things u did to us... I'm not angry... I'm just disappointed...
And i know all you teachers are not happy with me... but I dont care... And I'm not going to ask for your forgiveness... frankly speaking I dun think U'll forgive me. Dont worry... We wont try to kill you yet... We understand that shit happens sometimes... just that in your case... you're so full of shit that it always happens.

ORD LO!!!
09122005

Long time no time...

Gone are the days of HedgeJey and co. Enter the lull period*... A high tension period of disappointments, disillusions and disheartedness... This is a period where the reins(or leash in this case) of power is handed solely to ChengLiMoSo... The peace and parity of the past are history... The future presents us with more challenges and tyranny... In the face of this present threat, we must unite and fight for a better tomorrow and better future... To quote the words from Somebody else, "if they do that to us, we surely rebel against them liao lo". These words surely does give us inspiration and hope, however, it would be pointless to put up a strong front against them. In this troubled times, with so much things in store for us, we can only hope that our unity and strength takes us through it, with minimum casualties. Until a certain point in time where we will be released from this dictatorship, we would have to endure with all these pointless and meaningless things. Some time soon, 1 of our fellowship will leave us... He would have enter a Utopia away from this cursed land of the lull... Soon to follow him would be half of the population... While the others would continue to suffer the wrath of the tyrant... The rest of us who would be relieved of this pain and hardship would definitely be hoping for a better tomorrow... And when the time comes for all of us to leave the place, we should perhaps give them/him the finger and move on into a new world... Hopefully he/they would not follow us into our new world when they try to adapt into another surrounding 2 or 3 months after us... I have no idea what the hell i am writing right now, but i do hope for the best in the days to come... Unfortunately, judging from the words of some people, the best is yet to be... There would be a luller period to come after this month of inauspicious events... With our clouded future in mind, the helpless me will end this post of ranting and proceed to my next few post for the past few days... Good day~



lull - 1. To deceive into trustfulness
2. An interval of lessened activity
In this case i believe it is the first definition rather than the second...

Just another day..

Just another day in school. The return of Mr Pah Zan Gai probably marks the start of the hellish days again. Or maybe not.
Today is Thursday. Not a day for the failures* training i guess, since Mr Moh said that training would be 1,3,5 for them... Guess again... I was right. It wasn't. It's a day for everybody who is free to do some training up for the next season's Stupid Orbiang Course I guess. Which nobody else here would be taking. While the failures are training up to pass the course, the non-failures are doing some physical training which is the same as what the failures are doing. Since it is the same teacher who is conducting, I guess it's the notion that we guys are "fucking weak" that makes him organise such shit. Not bad to exercise sometimes, but quite bad to exercise at all at this time.
Let's see what we had to do today... First, carry all the load (yes.. all the full load and more..) and run out of school through the main gate. Then, all the long blardy fuckin' way up to the Ground. OK finally there. We started our main course. Supposed to do 3 11. However, the teacher supervising, Mr Pah, was kind enough to let the passes do 2 11. Lucky? them. The poor failures had to do more. With integers ranging from 3 to 5. Quite fun i guess for those watching on. And in the end after the exercises, running back into school was no longer a bother. Was already almost 6 when we reached school. This is not all the good news. A So Fucked Up teacher said that we wont be going out today. Wow... stay in school tonight. Why? Probably he thinks we were tired and need to rest for the movie tomorrow. It is a 2hr movie afterall. Gonna be quite taxing. Certainly its because we are too "fucking weak". That must be the main reason behind it. Whatever, just one of the more fucked up teachers. Fuck him.


*Henceforth we shall call those who failed to get through the Stupid Orbiang Curriculum failures

aHhHhh~

aHhhhh~ i tHiNk i goIng crAzy SOOn.. nO im Not crAzy i Dun wAn go IMh.. NonO i waN Go.. i Dun wAn go ScH!! no sCh. i THiNK im SuFferinG!! i THink i GOt SupEr dePRessIOn.. i THink i goT menTal BreAk DOwn liAO.. cANnoT go Sch.. i Go SeE doctOr mAybE caN doWNStreAm and ChanGE ScH..?? cAn?? ScHooL sUCks.. i THink THe teAChers Are mAD!! DuNno WaT tHeir SICk dEMenTed perVerSe mINd i ThinkIng.. i cAnt StanD it Any LonGer.. ThE stREss!! FuCking gOIng CrAzy liAO.. muSt.. MuST sTay AwAy fROm Sch.. Get mC.. YES!! i THink i Got DenGue.. no.. CHIcKen Pox.. DOctoR can GImme 2 Weeks MC? LatEr i eXtend AgAin ok?? yEs.. oR elSE must Pon SCh liAo.. CAnnot Go bACK..! wILl diE one.. my SChmAtes aRe almOSt DyinG in There!! NoOOOoooo............................

FAQ Beta 1.10a

Frequently Asked Questions for Stupid Orbiang Curriculum.

1. Qn: Have you had at least 7 hours of sleep? Have you water paraded? Everybody feeling ok?
   Ans: YES!! (and even if i am not i wont tell you)
   
   
2. Qn: Can you pass today?
   Ans: Duh.... (if can can pass i would have passed it a long time ago)
   
   
3. Qn: What's your last timing?
   Ans: (answers may vary but always above 10:00)
   
   
4. Qn: What is your weakness?
   Ans: (answers may also vary)
   
   
5. Qn: So your weakness is ______(insert). Did you do anything about it?
   Ans: No (and never will)
   
   
6. Qn: What can i do to help you pass?
   Ans: Nothing (can't pass)
   
   
7. Qn: Do you intend to pass it?
   Ans: Yes (if i can, but i cant, so NO)
   
   
8. Qn: Then by when do you wan to pass it?
   Ans: Dunno (if i can pass i would have passed it long ago)
   
   
9. Qn: What kind of training do you want?
   Ans: Everyday half day so that we can "train" on our own.
   
   
10. Qn: So, are you ready for it?
    Ans: Err.. Ya.. (can i say no?)
    

threats~~

i despise my teachers.. yesterday got taf club training.. after dinner.. heng i nv eat too much.. so xiong.. else sure vomit.. teacher so farked up say something like.. "i intended to do this after dinner...... i not asking for forgiveness..... i noe i have responsibilty if someone here die.... promise this will be last time..." something like that.. that totally sux.. wheres the sense of responsibility towards the students...and he ended off with "you guys are fucking weak!" some motivational teacher eh.. as he turned around and walked off, a big truck juz drove past.. haha my mind was thinking that he juz turn ard blindly and walk off then BAMM! hahaa.. song bo.. fucking hell

today.. another teacher talk to us about the trainings... ask the same old questions.. decided to come up with an FAQ liao.. maybe type it out later.. he threatened us that if we continue as it is.. we would not be able to go out of sch on weekdays.. if carry on.. out whole class cannot go out.. if go on somemore.. then we gotta come back for remedial on saturday as well.. if still go on.. whole class come back.. such a big threat.. i think teachers shldnt use such things to threaten their students.. they will be more motivated to fail.. hahaz... from the suggestions we give.. he decided that we train every 1,3,5 and morning still have morning exercises to warm up and wake u up..
as if the waking up part need to be so vigorous..

*edited*

Suggestions needed!

suggestions!! need to hand in the compulsory mandatory suggestions to Mr Moh!! thought only those tests got pass/fail.. suggestions also got pass/fail.. failures gotta keep redoing..!! hope he doesnt come up with a remedial for suggestions too......

Today i overheard....

Don't say im kapo or 38. Today while i was waiting to send my proposal, I overheard a converation between some teachers. Actually cannot say one, but i see that you all are my loyal readers, i decide to say. Don't tell anyone ok. shhhhhhh....

Mr Moh Ho Chio: Wah, today test very shiok. Finally passed. Actually i only did once and pass not like someone...

Mr Sissy See: Are you tokin about our vice principal...

Mr 808: Mr Rojammil ?

Suddenly Mr Moh and Mr See went into silence, face turning white. They looked around carefully see before replying...

Mr Moh: Shhh... dont tok so loud. Never die before ah...

Mr Sissy See: Anyway, how to pass if he is not goin to train but keep taking test after test...

Mr Moh: Ask him that yourself..

Mr 808: But why he die die also want pass? since he is the boss, he can just give a lame excuse.. just like he normally does...

Mr Moh: He need to pass to promote mahz...cause he stagnent already.. because of the Alan Punkd...

*The crowd goes ohhhhhh.....*

Just then, Mr Kell walked over looking extremely extremely extremely depressed....

Mr 808: Wah kell, simi dai, why ur face look like Mr Oh's face-wif-no-nites-off?

Mr Kell: Aiya, tat mr rojammil la, ask me conduct the test. Never do b4 how to conduct..

Mr See: Wah, tio big arrow... You ...

The conversation was cut off because the room opened and i send my proposal to Mr Niao. Guess there isnt any more interesting stuff too, and so i left.

super duper bad day

damn dulan again.. bad day.. lots of bad things and bad news.. must be wondering why all the posts are about bad things rite? thats cos my sch is fucked up.. yeap.. thats rite.. FARKED UP..

1)these few days got bees outside class room.. heard that the hive is outside our sch and the sch nex door go on holiday because of that.. but we still study in sch..

2)today got that stupid test again.. 5 ppl took it.. of which 3 are students.. this gay shit test so few ppl still can take one.. first time.. gonna have more of that in the nex half yr or so i guess..
heard that mr rojammil wanna take test at 630pm.. lame fuck.. we took in morning then he extra wan to take in evening.. where got ppl so free play with him.. knn we run test he come wayang run halfway then stop liao.. bo liao.. dun waste our time take test la..

3)friday class gathering.. dunno go where play.. supposed to be fun.. but supposed to have some farking lame ass games in the morning.. not fun... K box afternoon.. not bad la this one.. best thing is half day.. other than that i dun give a fuck..

4)our school super kiasu.. everything must do more than once.. i think next time O lvl A lvl prelims whatever fuck shit also do at least twice liao.. list of things have to do twice..
blood donation drive.. compulsory one.. see luck to determine donate how much blood..
go those super "fun" playground.. got those u jump from high high like bungee jumping one.. and got alot of high stuff la..
got excursion nex mth again.. got walking around out in the forest or can cycle.. every type also got la.. but is split into small grp.. we go around ourselves.. get lost is best.. lets see.. still got wat..
hmm hope no more liao la.. enough to worry about..

5)must save up alot of pocket money liao.. upcoming weeks see doctor until can go pok ah.. maybe can go sch see the sch doctor.. cheaper.. but i hate that black doc.. give so short mc only...

Keep This Within Your Home

The Site address has been changed once again because surveys has been done and its found out that its popularity is overwhelming. No, I'm not stop you from spreading to those that deserve to read this blog. Yes, I hope all those that are in lower rungs of the National Science Foundation Department can read the blog. But please try not to spread it openly or even surf in the office, as the saying goes, '墙壁有耳朵'. I know that some are going to be posted to Office of Research and Development, or maybe even Office of Rare Diseases. Whatever it is, some of us are still going to be dogs around here and we definitely don't want to get OT for nothing. Thanks for your help. =)

Oh yea, another thing, please post comments after you have read our post. So as to motivate us to post more interesting stuffs. Haha.

MoonWars Episode 8879899714+1: The Return of The Boss

I'm back again. This time to reiterate my point. Oh ya.. I'm MR BARCODE. It seems that some dog happen to come into here again.. Not so long ago.. So.. Dun think change address once then safe liao.. hahahaa its not.. But lucky this time nv write about me ah.. so I let it go.. haha but quite interesting things writen u have..

Your kindest and generous boss,
Knights of the Square Table.

*Secret*

Shall talk about recent assembly what our teachers talked about. Also, a warning/notice for the new batch of students coming in the next few weeks.

Some of the contraband items in school:
1. Cameras or any electronic devices with camera capabilities - Students are not allowed to bring these items. Only teachers and above are allowed to take accidental upskirt or downblouse pictures in school.
2. CD-Rs, CD-RWs, portable storage media etc. - Students are not allowed to bring these to school. Only teachers and above are allowed to bring them and trade porn and mp3s in school.
3. Bicycle - Nobody is allowed to ride to school(This time including teachers). However, you can do so if u dun get caught or get bao dou-ed.

Some of the rules and regulations of note:
1. During school events when school uniform is not required, students are required to wear polo shirts with proper designs. E.G T-shirts with "Damn" are not allowed. I'm not sure if this applies to teachers as well but what the heck. Rumour has it that T-shirts will make you stupid and ugly and is therefore discouraged.
2. Punctuality - Do not be late. Being late will earn u 3 detention classes (according to Mr Moh). Teachers are NEVER considered late and will NEVER be late regardless of the time. So I conclude that if you are earlier than the teacher then it is safe.
3. Greeting - Students are obliged to greet their seniors and teachers and address appropriately.
However, the seniors and teachers do not have to know your name and will usually call you by surname or occasionally call the wrong name. If they call the wrong name, you are still expected to know who he/she is addressing and reply promptly.
4. Discipline - Students are required to remain silent when the teacher is speaking or when watching a video. Seniors may tend to forget about this and teachers are allowed to do whatever they please.
5. When work is passed down, seniors may pass the work down to the juniors and as students, you should pass it all the way down so that all your juniors(if any) can do all the work while the seniors can sit in the canteen and talk cock.
6. If you deserve reward from your teachers for good work done, they will give it to you. No need to ask them for it. However, most of time that is forgotten and you will have to pester them so that they dun forget about it or worse, eat the reward.
7. In school, half-day school equals being in school from 6am to 1.30pm. Half-day off from school equates to no school from 1.30pm to 5pm. Therefore do not mistake half-day for the half(1/2) you learn in Mathematics.

Sad.. dint mAnage to Win Yesterday..

hIiieee everybody... this is ur beloved... contestant s2..... Mr JAROMMIL!! *smile Smile* Was so happpy yesterday lo... Got 2nd in e competition despite my busy schedule training dog.... eh.. i mean.. the people in my beloved Meridiaan... meriidian.. or was it merridian... Wtf... anything la... Was so HAppy yesterday.. think u guys must have voted for me..Use my OFfice fone rite? Nabei...
*background whispers,glared by producer*
#Contestant s2.. u on air le.. try not to swear horz...#
so lovely... thanks.. to celebrate the occasion... will treat all of u to a cohesion lunch in the school canteen kay...

Was so happy with myself lo... while preparing backstage.. i took time of my busy schedue to do some dog... eh... i mean.. training of my personnel.... heee.. they finished everything in less den 5 mins le... well done... shall shrink the time so they'll take to a good one min next time... ha..
too bad i wont have time to do the dogs' power profficiency test with u le... my lovely enchanting students... so i Asked my Other Colleague do with u all lo... he very irritating de... will walk ard everyone to make sure that they all finish every question in the test...

haha... my test so stringent.. comfirm a lot of ppl complain de lo... but nobody noes is my idea.. allalala...

*producer assistant signals cut*

k la.... my dearest students...... will shower more love n care to u guys soon after i finish my authograph sessions k... see u on monday morning..


*p.s remember to buy my cd k.... or i'll deduct from ur allowance*
snigger.....

Teachers' Day Celebration

Yesterday, our sch was organising a teachers day celebration. Numerous professional photographers are employed to take photos for our guest of honour for that day. However, the higher commitee did not trust the professional photographers on their job. As a result, 12 of our students are selected to get ready for taking photos for the celebration. As our sch exams are coming up soon, the celebrations were planned at night. We were supposed to resume lessons until evening then if needed we were then be tasked to take photos. But as usual, because of singaporean kiasu-ness, two of our teachers Mr See Ci Si and Mr So Fark-Up asked the 12 students to skip all lessons that day and get ready their photography equipment to stand-by in the sch's study corner because they have received special info that our beloved vice principal Mr Rojammil may have plans to trick us on that day by surprising us suddenly with a call up and telling us to run there just to snap a few shots for the guest of honour. In case u all didn't know, I am not sure where i heard of it also, but our stand-in principal got quite a history.. He just got the second prize in the popular show named Superstar in channel U. In case u all didn't catch the live telecast yesterday be sure to catch the repeat telecast on sun where our vice principal came out in contestant S2. Anyway back to the topic on the celebration, as expected from our two super clever teachers, the vice principal indeed call us up surprisingly at around 7+pm for us to go down asap to take photos... I hate the part when all of us know it is fake but still have to act Shocked to appease to our stand-in principal's sense of achievement.. How can we take photos at the teachers day celebrations when the event itself haven't even started..From this we can clearly see that he has an extremely low IQ and intelligence.. As the place is quite far away, drivers were employed to drive us there if there was a need. When our Mr Rojammil call us up, our drivers all got a shock and clearly did not know wat was happening. They thought it was time to go that place but sadly it wasn't. Mr Rojammil told them to drive one round around the sch with us all on board. After one round, we were told to alight and knowing it was a trick "finally", we were allowed to go up except 2 students who were told by him to go and take photos of our sch logo at the other block before finally allowed to go up. In the end we were only dismissed from sch around 10pm without taking any photos for the celebration except for the stupid photo on the sch logo.. ANother waste of time throughout the day... Looks like our vice principal is still more suited to sing and perform rather than becoming a staff of our sch...

With regards from,
One of the poor student who wasted his whole day yesterday