*Secret*

Shall talk about recent assembly what our teachers talked about. Also, a warning/notice for the new batch of students coming in the next few weeks.

Some of the contraband items in school:
1. Cameras or any electronic devices with camera capabilities - Students are not allowed to bring these items. Only teachers and above are allowed to take accidental upskirt or downblouse pictures in school.
2. CD-Rs, CD-RWs, portable storage media etc. - Students are not allowed to bring these to school. Only teachers and above are allowed to bring them and trade porn and mp3s in school.
3. Bicycle - Nobody is allowed to ride to school(This time including teachers). However, you can do so if u dun get caught or get bao dou-ed.

Some of the rules and regulations of note:
1. During school events when school uniform is not required, students are required to wear polo shirts with proper designs. E.G T-shirts with "Damn" are not allowed. I'm not sure if this applies to teachers as well but what the heck. Rumour has it that T-shirts will make you stupid and ugly and is therefore discouraged.
2. Punctuality - Do not be late. Being late will earn u 3 detention classes (according to Mr Moh). Teachers are NEVER considered late and will NEVER be late regardless of the time. So I conclude that if you are earlier than the teacher then it is safe.
3. Greeting - Students are obliged to greet their seniors and teachers and address appropriately.
However, the seniors and teachers do not have to know your name and will usually call you by surname or occasionally call the wrong name. If they call the wrong name, you are still expected to know who he/she is addressing and reply promptly.
4. Discipline - Students are required to remain silent when the teacher is speaking or when watching a video. Seniors may tend to forget about this and teachers are allowed to do whatever they please.
5. When work is passed down, seniors may pass the work down to the juniors and as students, you should pass it all the way down so that all your juniors(if any) can do all the work while the seniors can sit in the canteen and talk cock.
6. If you deserve reward from your teachers for good work done, they will give it to you. No need to ask them for it. However, most of time that is forgotten and you will have to pester them so that they dun forget about it or worse, eat the reward.
7. In school, half-day school equals being in school from 6am to 1.30pm. Half-day off from school equates to no school from 1.30pm to 5pm. Therefore do not mistake half-day for the half(1/2) you learn in Mathematics.