The Orang Kecil...

Since last yr, our class had a new animal. Its called the Orang Kecil. Stats of the Orang Kecil* are shown below.

Height: 160++cm

Weight: Unknown

Sex: Male

Age: Should be 21. But 3 in kecil years.

Location: 03-09

Charateristic and Features: Doesnt like to bathe, maybe its afraid of water. Therefore, numerous white flaks, otherwise known as dandruff to humans, can be spotted on its skin and clothes. It wears spec, funny eh, an animal wearing specs? Like to play bball. It has a tendancy to sabotage humans, so a big threat to us. It likes to order humans around, speaking in kecil language. Oh yes, a small brain too. Small head, most striking feature (NOTE!) . Thats abt all. Favourite pass time, like to slack and order humans around.

THE ORANG KECIL Motto: Wayang my way thru so as to gain my boss's liking. Try to sabotage other people. I'm never wrong, i'm always right. Lie my way thru if i have too. Ask ppl to do things for me, so that i can sit there and watch them do. Recommend extra lessons and detention to students who disobey my orders. I'm the class moniter!

Yeah so thats about it, this Orang Kecil is being protected by some higher authority, its said to be endangered, facing extinction. Many of its kind had disappeared, but we are lucky to have this animal in our class. Scientist are still trying to study and understand more about it so will let u all know when the scientists have their results. Oh and next time if u do see it, give it a kick on its ass or knock on its head, it likes that alot too.




* Orang Kecil: An animal that takes the shape of a human