2year + 2 day anniversary

Happy Birthday!!
been 2years and 2days since this blog started...
and 2days ago we were just talking about it...
talk about qiao.. lol

No more Spiderman
No more 菜头果
No more 白斩鸡
No more TeddyBear
No more Soh F***ed up
No more Sissy-C
No more Mo-LEa
No more 5 foot no inch
No more CO,S2,S3... although I have no idea who they are...
Just FREEDOM...
Congratz... You have my respect for going through Ex. thundermegazord
Asian aerospace... numerous standbys... shitwork... I salute all of you.
I kinda miss the time we had together... Only you guys are sincere... only you guys cared... only you guys understand me inside out... only you guys shared the shit we get... We went through thick and thin together... Hee hee... although I missed so much action... hope you all dun mind. =p Lets hang out together sometime ok?

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FUCK U PLC
FUCK U PEH LIK CHUN

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This is a fucked up organisation.
Appointment means authority, authority is an entitlement but entitlement has no power.
(and i fucking dulan they get plaques while we get a stupid box)
They cancel your offs, take away your leaves, disapprove of MCs, eat your time, waste ur phone bills.
(fucking ociffers)
$5 worth of fiesta was not quite a revenge i wanted.
Revenge could have been sweet.
(CB OC)
No matter, 4 more days of misery, of eaten leave, of facing stupidity, of fucked up people.
(CAI CB)
I swear I could have gone crazy.
(TO HELL WITH MIB)
No more of these shit.
(MAY IT PERISH WITH THE DEPARTURE OF THE PIONEER BATCH)
Gd luck to the remaining few pioneers.
(DUN DIE)
With deepest sympathies and regrets.
(FUCK YOU!)

Hierarchy Chart

Need I say more?

If one person doesnt like you, the problem may nt be you. BUT if everyone doesnt like u, den u better wakE UP!!!

Due to the excellent treatment from our company, we decided to create a logo for our company. All of the below are the creative drawings of our talented workers.

Below is the first sketch of the logo we wanted.. and we started working from here..




after this we started brainstorming. How can we improve on this logo? What are the characteristic of our company? So we decided to list down everything that we know about our company.

1. Give adequate Leaves and Offs
2. But doesn't give enough time to clear
3. Even if there is time to clear, they will always find excuses to make you come back
4. Same as the 3 points above
5. There are plenty of Saikangs. In fact, it is never ending
6. Things promised are never given. Maybe they live by the rule of promises are meant to be broken
7. Likes to force us to do things that we do not like
8. Likes to do extra things and set extra rules that are non-existence

So anyway all of the above have nothing to do with the logo we are doing. We decided to make the logo a bit more like someone in my company. I should say he is the CEO of our company. Note: Its CEO not COE



As you can see it some kind of resemble him. White and fat are the words to describe him. Not at all presentable to the outside world. In our industry, if you are white and fat, you are considered useless. But obviously, its not true. As my CEO is a good example. Then how can the workers below look up to him? You expect to be led by a man who cannnot even run in front of you? A man does not lead from the rear. The only end product that always come out from the rear is SHIT. Anyway, we decided to discard the idea of having a white and fat 'flying mouse'.

I shall skip all the stupid process in coming to our final logo. As one poster in my company says, 'its not about what hav you done, its about what u hav achieved.'


And here we are, the final logo.



This is the best we can think of. I know its not very nice. But what can you expect. My brain is filled with too much happInEss and j0y.

Next we will present to you the hierarchy chart of our company. Stay Tuned.

The above picture is drawn by our inhouse artist Mr Koh Ni Na aka KNN and Mr Soh Thye Foh aka STF!!

Quote of the day, "Lan Jiaos & Assholes of the same size Fuck together"

MIB sux

FUCK THEM HARD SCREW THEM DEEP KILL THE CO HACK THE OC SHOOT THE S2 CRUCIFY THE S3 WIPE OUT CHRIS!!

The Orang Kecil...

Since last yr, our class had a new animal. Its called the Orang Kecil. Stats of the Orang Kecil* are shown below.

Height: 160++cm

Weight: Unknown

Sex: Male

Age: Should be 21. But 3 in kecil years.

Location: 03-09

Charateristic and Features: Doesnt like to bathe, maybe its afraid of water. Therefore, numerous white flaks, otherwise known as dandruff to humans, can be spotted on its skin and clothes. It wears spec, funny eh, an animal wearing specs? Like to play bball. It has a tendancy to sabotage humans, so a big threat to us. It likes to order humans around, speaking in kecil language. Oh yes, a small brain too. Small head, most striking feature (NOTE!) . Thats abt all. Favourite pass time, like to slack and order humans around.

THE ORANG KECIL Motto: Wayang my way thru so as to gain my boss's liking. Try to sabotage other people. I'm never wrong, i'm always right. Lie my way thru if i have too. Ask ppl to do things for me, so that i can sit there and watch them do. Recommend extra lessons and detention to students who disobey my orders. I'm the class moniter!

Yeah so thats about it, this Orang Kecil is being protected by some higher authority, its said to be endangered, facing extinction. Many of its kind had disappeared, but we are lucky to have this animal in our class. Scientist are still trying to study and understand more about it so will let u all know when the scientists have their results. Oh and next time if u do see it, give it a kick on its ass or knock on its head, it likes that alot too.




* Orang Kecil: An animal that takes the shape of a human

Yo!!! Gotta admit you all quite on arr... Almost all came for that dinner... LOL!!!
Let's have this kind of outing again sometime ok? Except the next time... No going home so early!!! Maybe we could go clubbing or something after dinner.. =p SK!!! It's up to you again... =p Hope to see you guys soon...

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year Everyone! It's finally ORD year!