MoonWars Episode 8879899714 : The Boss Strikes Back

Hello to all those mindless pple reading this. In case you are wondering who am I, I'm the boss of ur beloved blogger, aka Mr BARCODE. And in case if you are wondering how did i end up here, i shall tell you how. Your this little friend was surfing this webside in his office(yes right in the office). How stupid can one be? Never mind. I shall comment on his second post, A Day In The Office.

He mention dogs a lot in his post. I shall define dog first. This is what i found at Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary.

1. a highly variable domestic mammal (Canis familiaris) closely related to the common wolf (Canis lupus)
2 . a worthless person
3: an undesirable piece of merchandise9 : an unattractive person and especially a girl or woman

Now you should understand the meaning of dog. Now for my defination of dog.

1. Anyone that is working under me.
2. Anyone that is under my command.
3. Both of the above.

As you can see from above, your wonderful owner of this blog is catagarise as dog. Yes, DOG. *woof woof* Was it me or there is a dog barking behind? Oh, forgot to mention im currently in my office now. Anyway, to tell you the truth, I dont seriously treat them as human. They are dogs. My dogs. I can ask them to carry boxes from store A to store B then store B to store A as and when I like. I can ask them to come back on saturday for extra work. Even if they try to complain to the trade union, I won't give in.

Now for setting up this blog, I'm goin to get back at them. They are goin to report for work extremely early, and take my 2 dogs(named Mo-Ho-Chio and soooo-farkup) for a run. Yes, dogs taking dogs for run. Oh well, shall end here. Guess you should stop coming to this blog as he will be too busy to add any more post.

Your kindest and generous boss,
Knights of the Square Table.