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2year + 2 day anniversary

2007-08-27T23:02:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday!!
been 2years and 2days since this blog started...
and 2days ago we were just talking about it...
talk about qiao.. lol

2006-03-10T19:25:00.000+08:00

No more Spiderman
No more 菜头果
No more 白斩鸡
No more TeddyBear
No more Soh F***ed up
No more Sissy-C
No more Mo-LEa
No more 5 foot no inch
No more CO,S2,S3... although I have no idea who they are...
Just FREEDOM...
Congratz... You have my respect for going through Ex. thundermegazord
Asian aerospace... numerous standbys... shitwork... I salute all of you.
I kinda miss the time we had together... Only you guys are sincere... only you guys cared... only you guys understand me inside out... only you guys shared the shit we get... We went through thick and thin together... Hee hee... although I missed so much action... hope you all dun mind. =p Lets hang out together sometime ok?

asdagfg

2006-03-07T22:18:00.000+08:00

FUCK U PLC
FUCK U PEH LIK CHUN

alsdhlkajsfkjadl;g

2006-03-07T15:49:00.000+08:00

This is a fucked up organisation.
Appointment means authority, authority is an entitlement but entitlement has no power.
(and i fucking dulan they get plaques while we get a stupid box)
They cancel your offs, take away your leaves, disapprove of MCs, eat your time, waste ur phone bills.
(fucking ociffers)
$5 worth of fiesta was not quite a revenge i wanted.
Revenge could have been sweet.
(CB OC)
No matter, 4 more days of misery, of eaten leave, of facing stupidity, of fucked up people.
(CAI CB)
I swear I could have gone crazy.
(TO HELL WITH MIB)
No more of these shit.
(MAY IT PERISH WITH THE DEPARTURE OF THE PIONEER BATCH)
Gd luck to the remaining few pioneers.
(DUN DIE)
With deepest sympathies and regrets.
(FUCK YOU!)

Hierarchy Chart

2006-03-03T01:52:00.000+08:00

Need I say more?

If one person doesnt like you, the problem may nt be you. BUT if everyone doesnt like u, den u better wakE UP!!!

2006-03-03T01:05:00.000+08:00

Due to the excellent treatment from our company, we decided to create a logo for our company. All of the below are the creative drawings of our talented workers.

Below is the first sketch of the logo we wanted.. and we started working from here..

after this we started brainstorming. How can we improve on this logo? What are the characteristic of our company? So we decided to list down everything that we know about our company.

1. Give adequate Leaves and Offs
2. But doesn't give enough time to clear
3. Even if there is time to clear, they will always find excuses to make you come back
4. Same as the 3 points above
5. There are plenty of Saikangs. In fact, it is never ending
6. Things promised are never given. Maybe they live by the rule of promises are meant to be broken
7. Likes to force us to do things that we do not like
8. Likes to do extra things and set extra rules that are non-existence

So anyway all of the above have nothing to do with the logo we are doing. We decided to make the logo a bit more like someone in my company. I should say he is the CEO of our company. Note: Its CEO not COE

As you can see it some kind of resemble him. White and fat are the words to describe him. Not at all presentable to the outside world. In our industry, if you are white and fat, you are considered useless. But obviously, its not true. As my CEO is a good example. Then how can the workers below look up to him? You expect to be led by a man who cannnot even run in front of you? A man does not lead from the rear. The only end product that always come out from the rear is SHIT. Anyway, we decided to discard the idea of having a white and fat 'flying mouse'.

I shall skip all the stupid process in coming to our final logo. As one poster in my company says, 'its not about what hav you done, its about what u hav achieved.'

And here we are, the final logo.

This is the best we can think of. I know its not very nice. But what can you expect. My brain is filled with too much happInEss and j0y.

Next we will present to you the hierarchy chart of our company. Stay Tuned.

The above picture is drawn by our inhouse artist Mr Koh Ni Na aka KNN and Mr Soh Thye Foh aka STF!!

Quote of the day, "Lan Jiaos & Assholes of the same size Fuck together"

MIB sux

2006-01-26T14:18:00.000+08:00

FUCK THEM HARD SCREW THEM DEEP KILL THE CO HACK THE OC SHOOT THE S2 CRUCIFY THE S3 WIPE OUT CHRIS!!

The Orang Kecil...

2006-01-11T19:03:00.000+08:00

Since last yr, our class had a new animal. Its called the Orang Kecil. Stats of the Orang Kecil* are shown below.

Height: 160++cm

Weight: Unknown

Sex: Male

Age: Should be 21. But 3 in kecil years.

Location: 03-09

Charateristic and Features: Doesnt like to bathe, maybe its afraid of water. Therefore, numerous white flaks, otherwise known as dandruff to humans, can be spotted on its skin and clothes. It wears spec, funny eh, an animal wearing specs? Like to play bball. It has a tendancy to sabotage humans, so a big threat to us. It likes to order humans around, speaking in kecil language. Oh yes, a small brain too. Small head, most striking feature (NOTE!) . Thats abt all. Favourite pass time, like to slack and order humans around.

THE ORANG KECIL Motto: Wayang my way thru so as to gain my boss's liking. Try to sabotage other people. I'm never wrong, i'm always right. Lie my way thru if i have too. Ask ppl to do things for me, so that i can sit there and watch them do. Recommend extra lessons and detention to students who disobey my orders. I'm the class moniter!

Yeah so thats about it, this Orang Kecil is being protected by some higher authority, its said to be endangered, facing extinction. Many of its kind had disappeared, but we are lucky to have this animal in our class. Scientist are still trying to study and understand more about it so will let u all know when the scientists have their results. Oh and next time if u do see it, give it a kick on its ass or knock on its head, it likes that alot too.

* Orang Kecil: An animal that takes the shape of a human

2006-01-11T17:30:00.000+08:00

Yo!!! Gotta admit you all quite on arr... Almost all came for that dinner... LOL!!!
Let's have this kind of outing again sometime ok? Except the next time... No going home so early!!! Maybe we could go clubbing or something after dinner.. =p SK!!! It's up to you again... =p Hope to see you guys soon...

Happy New Year!

2006-01-01T00:41:00.000+08:00

Happy New Year Everyone! It's finally ORD year!

Pride and Prejudice...

2005-12-17T12:55:00.000+08:00

R u proud to be part of the 1st MI Bn..?
i guess the answer varies from ppl to ppl..
some might be.. some might not..

I might be prejudiced, but from the previous post, i can safely say that i am ashamed(?) to be part of this govt slavery organisation... they suck as much out of u as they can and leave u dry and exhausted when ur expiry date draws near... they try to give u privileges that are so gd that you think it might just be true.... but its not...

eg1. for month of december and part of november.. OC give every monday half day off.. wah so gd.... but in actual fact, it will only affect 1 monday.. or 2 if u include the one in the blk leave
eg.2 they give u so much offs for everything.. gd eh.. but they pack so much stuffs into your schedule that you can hardly/never have the time to clear the offs.. the most give u half day half day..
eg3. their welfare for the subordinates are really quite gd... at least we get to have block leave in december.. just that it is the first and last week of the month.. whats more.. you get to have standby! the nex yr, b4 ord.. lets see... schedule is just as packed.. wat abt the remaining 19 or 20 days of leave? february would be gd for those ORD in march, however, there's always a big BUT in this place.. mid-end of feb got some shit event cannot clear leave.. b4 that i would guess alot of practise for this.. also cannot clear... january? got some other events as well.. so how? no block leave.. clear half day leave or alternate days like they always do? who knows..

the examples are neverending.. but just that i forgot abt them.. the positive points of this place ? cant think of any... other than the fact that u meet more doctors in Singapore..
Queries? Comments...

BACK!~

2005-12-16T22:19:00.000+08:00

Sorry about the long hiatus.. Was busy with course after course..
1 fortunate soul has finally left the hellish place.. 19 more to go..
Went for nights off the other day and bumped into an exclassmate of mine.. The following is the short conversation we had..

Me : Hey xxx...

Ex : Hey! How you been?

Me : Sian la.. you?

Ex : How come? me ar.. quite slack now.. going watch movie now.. Where you going?

Me : I go back camp book in liao lo.. now 2230 liao leh.. so late no need book in?

Ex : Orh.. just come out from camp.. going watch midnight show..

Me : So gd ar? your PCs let u all come out?

Ex : No la.. going to ORD soon.. nobody care liao.. nth to do also.. How abt u? when ORD?

Me : March lo.. u?

Ex : er.. ok.. me june.. Then wat u doing in camp now?

Me : Now got course lo.. some engineer thing la..

Ex : wah.. going ORD liao still go course? instructor ar?

Me : Traineeee.....

Ex : Siao ar.. last 3 mths still got course to attend.. whole nsf life so busy ar.

Me : actually no la.. past few mths was lull period.. only got SOC, outfield,trainings, remedials, revisions, ops, acct and some sai kang la.. not much..

Ex : ......

Me : after this course shld be slack liao la.. my OC say low key liao.. only left COC, combat shoot, SOC, remedial, ops and trainings..

Ex : ..... ok... then when u clearing leave?

Me : already cleared 1 week liao lo.. b4 this course lo.. 1 more week after this course.. u leh?

Ex : so cham ar.. block leave split into 2.. me ar.. november clear one whole month liao..no more leave and off left..

Me : then nex yr b4 ord no leave to clear?

Ex : orhh.. no need huan lo liao that one.. after feb the ops our csm give us off all the way until ord lor.. since nth to do liao and juniors taking over...

Me : wah ur unit so gd ar..?

Ex : no la.. quite ok.. juz now i met "150".. he say he also v shiok in his unit..

Me : of course la.. he occifer ma..

Ex : ya.. he say he whole day not sit in office then is in canteen.. then after 3pm go play soccer with boss.. 1 mth do work once.. plan training for their men.. take calendar fill in all the boxes with courses and trainings... see the guys do things v shiok he say...

Me : er... i see... poor men.. he wat unit ar?

Ex : dunno wat man in black one la..

Me : ..... i see.... ok have to zao liao.. cannot go back late.. late 1min 3 extras leh.. nex time i take MC then jio u go out.. bye..

Ex : bye bye

Same people not same life...... haizz...

2005-12-16T00:44:00.000+08:00

ORD LOH!
ORD LOH!
ORD LOH!

OI!!! Anti Spiderman Union!!! Song Bo!!!
How's the outfield and the engineer recce course and the whatever shit la!
LOL! Dun abandon the Anti Spiderman Blog leh...
Hee Hee... see u all again during the ORD dinner. =p

Dun u guys just love -PINK- !

Ass-Hole See

2005-10-31T21:07:00.000+08:00

See wad SEE?!?!?! Never see b4 izzit? FUCK OFF!

Stalker spotted in Public Labour Centre!!!

2005-10-31T10:06:00.000+08:00

It's a fine sunny sunday... In the city of "townsville"... the students are forced to do their favourite part time job... AGAIN... It's really not that bad... UNTIL... the supervisor's lackey arrived... This fat man walks sideways like a crab and he's a pervertic stalker!!! He's been stalking our security guards from day to night and he waits for them near their bedroom just to say "HI!". Why is he stalking our guards? apparantly he's got fetish for young boys and when his own flesh and blood could no longer satisfy him... he starts looking for other targets.
The School's discipline master... hmm... a skinny, fair, bald old man... watever... just for your info... his name is Chris Ng Ba Pok... came to tell us to attach pen-knives onto our pens when there's really no way that we can do tht. His reasons? Just in case we need it if the stalker start stalking us again... How? shall we use our conventional method? Black-Tape the knives onto our pens next time? nah... We're gonna have some pointy knives sticking out near our asses next time. Good Luck for the Stupid and Orbiang Course!

ORD LO!!!
09122005

OT, more OT

2005-10-30T00:59:00.000+08:00

what is going on in sch? how come there r more and more ot? Last time only class B old students doing ot and is only once a month. then old students from class A together with old students from class B doing ot. thought tat the ot will be shared among the students, but NO, we r still doing once a month.. Now new students from class B also doing ot to shared our load. but i find it strange, how come i doing 2 duties last month and this month. i really damn pissed. Fuck the sch OT discipline master, keep on giving men in black more and more ot. fuck men in black also, so few students still have to do hundreds or even thousands men job. i turning crazy, i cannot take it liao.For 2 years, i have to keep on seeing those teachers' idiotic face from morning till night. wasted my 2 years for this stupid sch. this thing have to be stop. got any brave hero willing to help us.

DaMnSiaNzZz

2005-10-28T22:07:00.000+08:00

damn sian now.. brain cells dead.. creativity 0.. cannot think up story liao.. keep kana cheated one... this week no gd.. 2 days in jungle.. for wat sia... somemore not the last time... more to come... supposedly can clear offs nex few weeks.. now cannot.. somemore weekend burn.. fuck la... mi sux

Farewell...

2005-10-21T23:31:00.000+08:00

Another pitiful soul freed from the evil clutches of those whores who runs the damned school. My fellow pitiful souls, do not despair... For I shall bless and watch over you from a faraway place. Know that you pitiful souls are not unwanted, although those whores did throw u around the place like nobody's child. Look on the bright side, u got new homes... again...
You all shall carry on walking this treacherous route... which is like 5-6 more KM away from paradise... So... Alpha Company!!! U all better show me some spirit!!! If anyone lags behind, we all shall turn around and walk extra distance!!! Screw U Mr Peter Parker!!! I hope I'll never get to see ur spidery face again. F.O.!!!

ORD LO!!!
09122005

Legend of the Ring

2005-10-14T22:44:00.000+08:00

Legend has it that a long long time ago, an evil magician created a magical ring.
A ring that grants it's bearer unimaginably great powers... powers beyond dog's
imagination. This ring was finally forged from the wildest of all fires on a
certain day in October 2004... This ring... The Ring of Sector 3...
It's first bearer... Mr G-Shock left and buried the cursed ring in the deepest of all dungeons... It was believed that even for someone who can be dropped from any height couldn't handle the ring's power, left in search for true garang-ness.
The aftermath of this change was a long horrible never-ending nightmare... Mr 5-foot, and his master... another 5 foot plus evil Hobbit, Neo, found the ring...
The ring granted them unimaginable powers, powers so great that they rule over the lands. It was the power of ultimate wayang-ness... wayang-ness that was never ever seen in the dog-history. Even garang humans like Mr G-shock cant stand the ring... The pair of hobbits... are just hobbits afterall. Soon the power of the rings took over their minds... tweaked their brains so much... that they started to disrupt the everyday lives and activities of the peaceful dog-village "Alpha". Which explains why the dogs are having such a "lull"-aful time now.
Can noone stop the hobbits from causing their ultimate chain of destruction on this peaceful world?

ORD LO!!!
09122005

A new era...

2005-10-14T21:30:00.000+08:00

... for a new sole..? A change for the better? Surprisingly, this is the first ever optimistic post so far... hopefully not the last... gone with the pessimistic views... a good week so far... not as bad as before... however, the bad imprints in our memories of the old sole still lingers... hope the new one will remain and may its gd triumph over the dark side...

Simple Plan - Welcome To My Life

2005-10-06T20:36:00.000+08:00

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong and no one understands you
Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room with the radio on turned up so loud so that no one hears you screaming

no you don't know what its like when nothing feels alright
no you don't know what its like to be like me to be hurt to
to feel lost to be left out in the dark
to be kicked when you're down
you feel like you've been pushed around to be
on the edge of breaking down and no one's there
to save you no you don't know what its like
welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?
are you sick of feeling so left out?
are you desperate to find something more before your life is over?
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around? with the big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside your bleeding

no you don't know what its like when nothing feels alright
no you don't know what its like me to be hurt to
to feel lost to be left out in the dark
to be kicked when you're down
you feel like you've been pushed around to be
on the edge of breaking down and no one's there
to save you no you don't know what its like
welcome to my life

no one ever lied straight to your face
and no one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be ok
everybody always gave you what you wanted
never had to work it was always there

you don't know what its like, what its like
to be hurt to feel lost to be left out in the dark
to be kicked when your down you feel like you've been pushed around
to be on the edge of breaking down and no one's there to save you
no you don't know what its like

to be hurt to be lost to be left out in the dark
to be kicked when you're down you feel like you've been pushed around
to be on the edge of breaking down and no one's there to save you
no you don't know what its like welcome to my life.

welcome to my life welcome to my life

061005

2005-10-06T17:48:00.000+08:00

It's been 1 week since last post. Since today so free, might as well do something meaningless... Hmmm...This week is the transition period for us. We will be temporarily transiting from the SMLC era to SC or worse... the 'S'... It seems that many ppl, including ppl from SMLC knows about our apparent displeasure with a certain SOmebody... And so be it... not like NTUC or watever union would help us..

Another thing of note this week is regarding telling lies and spreading rumours... I'm not accusing the discipline master of doing it, but it seems that what he said on Monday doesn't really tally with wat another person said today... First, he said we would be moving(yes.. moving again..) earliest somewhere middle of this month.. In fact, we are moving nex tuesday.. so early.. Secondly, he said that the number of ppl going overseas would be less than a handful.. On the contrary, it turned out that about 2 handfuls are going... Third, this pisses me off the most.. He said that we would be in charge of the cleanliness of the area beside the office and the drains and grass patch near the couple of 'birds'. But today, ask us go clean drain behind our classroom.. whats fucking worse is the knn bangla cleaner ask us go clean more drains.... wtf..
ok.. thats that.. i dun like lies... feeling of being cheated is no gd... like how we were cheated into coming to this place... Not Good At All..

Another thought from another fren... Xiao hei has been missing for several months now.. Remember the time when xiao hei together with wang cai juz sat around doing nothing outside the office, waiting for meal times so that we would pass him 'food' that we din want to eat. At times he would juz prowl around the campus with us... Recently since the change of power, he has seldom been seen, and wang cai has disappeared... For the past month, he has since left this fucked up place... to think of it, at least he has a choice of whether to stay here or go out to starve to death.. however, we as homosapiens, are without a choice... compared to those Canis familiaris, what are we...?

food for thought:
you gain strength not from what you eat, but what you digest...
you get extras not from what you do, but what you did not do...

Please stop exploiting us!!!

2005-09-25T00:17:00.000+08:00

Yeah!!! It's our school's anniversary!!! Dont you just love birthdays? they are so "happy". I just cant believe how we are being exploited to do so much crap for the anniversary ceremony.
Yo Mr Barcode!!! Long time no see... so glad ur flight didn't crash eh... Just drop by to tell you we dont like your anniversary ceremony. Please dont make urself so noble by saying that the ceremony is for us. So what if the Chief Of all fatAss is coming? So what if there will be teachers from other schools?
And Mr Peter Parker... Yeah dont be suprised... coz we all know ur true identity. Please cut your cohesion crap... It's not going to work. All I wanna say is... You and ur damn "do the big walk, then go do your part time security guard job and then come back to rehearse for the ceremony" crap. Hello? Does students in the National Science Foundation look like coolies in any way?
I really hope that all the teachers in the 'A'ccountancy Department will get to read this...
Mr So Freaked Up... Despite all the things u did to us... I'm not angry... I'm just disappointed...
And i know all you teachers are not happy with me... but I dont care... And I'm not going to ask for your forgiveness... frankly speaking I dun think U'll forgive me. Dont worry... We wont try to kill you yet... We understand that shit happens sometimes... just that in your case... you're so full of shit that it always happens.

ORD LO!!!
09122005

Long time no time...

2005-09-23T17:51:00.000+08:00

Gone are the days of HedgeJey and co. Enter the lull period*... A high tension period of disappointments, disillusions and disheartedness... This is a period where the reins(or leash in this case) of power is handed solely to ChengLiMoSo... The peace and parity of the past are history... The future presents us with more challenges and tyranny... In the face of this present threat, we must unite and fight for a better tomorrow and better future... To quote the words from Somebody else, "if they do that to us, we surely rebel against them liao lo". These words surely does give us inspiration and hope, however, it would be pointless to put up a strong front against them. In this troubled times, with so much things in store for us, we can only hope that our unity and strength takes us through it, with minimum casualties. Until a certain point in time where we will be released from this dictatorship, we would have to endure with all these pointless and meaningless things. Some time soon, 1 of our fellowship will leave us... He would have enter a Utopia away from this cursed land of the lull... Soon to follow him would be half of the population... While the others would continue to suffer the wrath of the tyrant... The rest of us who would be relieved of this pain and hardship would definitely be hoping for a better tomorrow... And when the time comes for all of us to leave the place, we should perhaps give them/him the finger and move on into a new world... Hopefully he/they would not follow us into our new world when they try to adapt into another surrounding 2 or 3 months after us... I have no idea what the hell i am writing right now, but i do hope for the best in the days to come... Unfortunately, judging from the words of some people, the best is yet to be... There would be a luller period to come after this month of inauspicious events... With our clouded future in mind, the helpless me will end this post of ranting and proceed to my next few post for the past few days... Good day~

lull - 1. To deceive into trustfulness
2. An interval of lessened activity
In this case i believe it is the first definition rather than the second...

Just another day..

2005-09-15T19:33:00.000+08:00

Just another day in school. The return of Mr Pah Zan Gai probably marks the start of the hellish days again. Or maybe not.
Today is Thursday. Not a day for the failures* training i guess, since Mr Moh said that training would be 1,3,5 for them... Guess again... I was right. It wasn't. It's a day for everybody who is free to do some training up for the next season's Stupid Orbiang Course I guess. Which nobody else here would be taking. While the failures are training up to pass the course, the non-failures are doing some physical training which is the same as what the failures are doing. Since it is the same teacher who is conducting, I guess it's the notion that we guys are "fucking weak" that makes him organise such shit. Not bad to exercise sometimes, but quite bad to exercise at all at this time.
Let's see what we had to do today... First, carry all the load (yes.. all the full load and more..) and run out of school through the main gate. Then, all the long blardy fuckin' way up to the Ground. OK finally there. We started our main course. Supposed to do 3 11. However, the teacher supervising, Mr Pah, was kind enough to let the passes do 2 11. Lucky? them. The poor failures had to do more. With integers ranging from 3 to 5. Quite fun i guess for those watching on. And in the end after the exercises, running back into school was no longer a bother. Was already almost 6 when we reached school. This is not all the good news. A So Fucked Up teacher said that we wont be going out today. Wow... stay in school tonight. Why? Probably he thinks we were tired and need to rest for the movie tomorrow. It is a 2hr movie afterall. Gonna be quite taxing. Certainly its because we are too "fucking weak". That must be the main reason behind it. Whatever, just one of the more fucked up teachers. Fuck him.

*Henceforth we shall call those who failed to get through the Stupid Orbiang Curriculum failures

aHhHhh~

2005-09-15T19:27:00.000+08:00

aHhhhh~ i tHiNk i goIng crAzy SOOn.. nO im Not crAzy i Dun wAn go IMh.. NonO i waN Go.. i Dun wAn go ScH!! no sCh. i THiNK im SuFferinG!! i THink i GOt SupEr dePRessIOn.. i THink i goT menTal BreAk DOwn liAO.. cANnoT go Sch.. i Go SeE doctOr mAybE caN doWNStreAm and ChanGE ScH..?? cAn?? ScHooL sUCks.. i THink THe teAChers Are mAD!! DuNno WaT tHeir SICk dEMenTed perVerSe mINd i ThinkIng.. i cAnt StanD it Any LonGer.. ThE stREss!! FuCking gOIng CrAzy liAO.. muSt.. MuST sTay AwAy fROm Sch.. Get mC.. YES!! i THink i Got DenGue.. no.. CHIcKen Pox.. DOctoR can GImme 2 Weeks MC? LatEr i eXtend AgAin ok?? yEs.. oR elSE must Pon SCh liAo.. CAnnot Go bACK..! wILl diE one.. my SChmAtes aRe almOSt DyinG in There!! NoOOOoooo............................

FAQ Beta 1.10a

2005-09-15T16:55:00.000+08:00

Frequently Asked Questions for Stupid Orbiang Curriculum.

Qn: Have you had at least 7 hours of sleep? Have you water paraded? Everybody feeling ok?
Ans: YES!! (and even if i am not i wont tell you)
Qn: Can you pass today?
Ans: Duh.... (if can can pass i would have passed it a long time ago)
Qn: What's your last timing?
Ans: (answers may vary but always above 10:00)
Qn: What is your weakness?
Ans: (answers may also vary)
Qn: So your weakness is ______(insert). Did you do anything about it?
Ans: No (and never will)
Qn: What can i do to help you pass?
Ans: Nothing (can't pass)
Qn: Do you intend to pass it?
Ans: Yes (if i can, but i cant, so NO)
Qn: Then by when do you wan to pass it?
Ans: Dunno (if i can pass i would have passed it long ago)
Qn: What kind of training do you want?
Ans: Everyday half day so that we can "train" on our own.
Qn: So, are you ready for it?
Ans: Err.. Ya.. (can i say no?)

threats~~

2005-09-14T20:22:00.000+08:00

i despise my teachers.. yesterday got taf club training.. after dinner.. heng i nv eat too much.. so xiong.. else sure vomit.. teacher so farked up say something like.. "i intended to do this after dinner...... i not asking for forgiveness..... i noe i have responsibilty if someone here die.... promise this will be last time..." something like that.. that totally sux.. wheres the sense of responsibility towards the students...and he ended off with "you guys are fucking weak!" some motivational teacher eh.. as he turned around and walked off, a big truck juz drove past.. haha my mind was thinking that he juz turn ard blindly and walk off then BAMM! hahaa.. song bo.. fucking hell

today.. another teacher talk to us about the trainings... ask the same old questions.. decided to come up with an FAQ liao.. maybe type it out later.. he threatened us that if we continue as it is.. we would not be able to go out of sch on weekdays.. if carry on.. out whole class cannot go out.. if go on somemore.. then we gotta come back for remedial on saturday as well.. if still go on.. whole class come back.. such a big threat.. i think teachers shldnt use such things to threaten their students.. they will be more motivated to fail.. hahaz... from the suggestions we give.. he decided that we train every 1,3,5 and morning still have morning exercises to warm up and wake u up..
as if the waking up part need to be so vigorous..

*edited*

Suggestions needed!

2005-09-10T15:01:00.000+08:00

suggestions!! need to hand in the compulsory mandatory suggestions to Mr Moh!! thought only those tests got pass/fail.. suggestions also got pass/fail.. failures gotta keep redoing..!! hope he doesnt come up with a remedial for suggestions too......

Today i overheard....

2005-09-07T20:57:00.000+08:00

Don't say im kapo or 38. Today while i was waiting to send my proposal, I overheard a converation between some teachers. Actually cannot say one, but i see that you all are my loyal readers, i decide to say. Don't tell anyone ok. shhhhhhh....

Mr Moh Ho Chio: Wah, today test very shiok. Finally passed. Actually i only did once and pass not like someone...

Mr Sissy See: Are you tokin about our vice principal...

Mr 808: Mr Rojammil ?

Suddenly Mr Moh and Mr See went into silence, face turning white. They looked around carefully see before replying...

Mr Moh: Shhh... dont tok so loud. Never die before ah...

Mr Sissy See: Anyway, how to pass if he is not goin to train but keep taking test after test...

Mr Moh: Ask him that yourself..

Mr 808: But why he die die also want pass? since he is the boss, he can just give a lame excuse.. just like he normally does...

Mr Moh: He need to pass to promote mahz...cause he stagnent already.. because of the Alan Punkd...

*The crowd goes ohhhhhh.....*

Just then, Mr Kell walked over looking extremely extremely extremely depressed....

Mr 808: Wah kell, simi dai, why ur face look like Mr Oh's face-wif-no-nites-off?

Mr Kell: Aiya, tat mr rojammil la, ask me conduct the test. Never do b4 how to conduct..

Mr See: Wah, tio big arrow... You ...

The conversation was cut off because the room opened and i send my proposal to Mr Niao. Guess there isnt any more interesting stuff too, and so i left.

super duper bad day

2005-09-07T19:58:00.000+08:00

damn dulan again.. bad day.. lots of bad things and bad news.. must be wondering why all the posts are about bad things rite? thats cos my sch is fucked up.. yeap.. thats rite.. FARKED UP..

1)these few days got bees outside class room.. heard that the hive is outside our sch and the sch nex door go on holiday because of that.. but we still study in sch..

2)today got that stupid test again.. 5 ppl took it.. of which 3 are students.. this gay shit test so few ppl still can take one.. first time.. gonna have more of that in the nex half yr or so i guess..
heard that mr rojammil wanna take test at 630pm.. lame fuck.. we took in morning then he extra wan to take in evening.. where got ppl so free play with him.. knn we run test he come wayang run halfway then stop liao.. bo liao.. dun waste our time take test la..

3)friday class gathering.. dunno go where play.. supposed to be fun.. but supposed to have some farking lame ass games in the morning.. not fun... K box afternoon.. not bad la this one.. best thing is half day.. other than that i dun give a fuck..

4)our school super kiasu.. everything must do more than once.. i think next time O lvl A lvl prelims whatever fuck shit also do at least twice liao.. list of things have to do twice..
blood donation drive.. compulsory one.. see luck to determine donate how much blood..
go those super "fun" playground.. got those u jump from high high like bungee jumping one.. and got alot of high stuff la..
got excursion nex mth again.. got walking around out in the forest or can cycle.. every type also got la.. but is split into small grp.. we go around ourselves.. get lost is best.. lets see.. still got wat..
hmm hope no more liao la.. enough to worry about..

5)must save up alot of pocket money liao.. upcoming weeks see doctor until can go pok ah.. maybe can go sch see the sch doctor.. cheaper.. but i hate that black doc.. give so short mc only...

Keep This Within Your Home

2005-09-05T18:51:00.000+08:00

The Site address has been changed once again because surveys has been done and its found out that its popularity is overwhelming. No, I'm not stop you from spreading to those that deserve to read this blog. Yes, I hope all those that are in lower rungs of the National Science Foundation Department can read the blog. But please try not to spread it openly or even surf in the office, as the saying goes, '墙壁有耳朵'. I know that some are going to be posted to Office of Research and Development, or maybe even Office of Rare Diseases. Whatever it is, some of us are still going to be dogs around here and we definitely don't want to get OT for nothing. Thanks for your help. =)

Oh yea, another thing, please post comments after you have read our post. So as to motivate us to post more interesting stuffs. Haha.

MoonWars Episode 8879899714+1: The Return of The Boss

2005-09-05T18:31:00.000+08:00

I'm back again. This time to reiterate my point. Oh ya.. I'm MR BARCODE. It seems that some dog happen to come into here again.. Not so long ago.. So.. Dun think change address once then safe liao.. hahahaa its not.. But lucky this time nv write about me ah.. so I let it go.. haha but quite interesting things writen u have..

Your kindest and generous boss,
Knights of the Square Table.

Secret

2005-09-02T20:01:00.000+08:00

Shall talk about recent assembly what our teachers talked about. Also, a warning/notice for the new batch of students coming in the next few weeks.

Some of the contraband items in school:
1. Cameras or any electronic devices with camera capabilities - Students are not allowed to bring these items. Only teachers and above are allowed to take accidental upskirt or downblouse pictures in school.
2. CD-Rs, CD-RWs, portable storage media etc. - Students are not allowed to bring these to school. Only teachers and above are allowed to bring them and trade porn and mp3s in school.
3. Bicycle - Nobody is allowed to ride to school(This time including teachers). However, you can do so if u dun get caught or get bao dou-ed.

Some of the rules and regulations of note:
1. During school events when school uniform is not required, students are required to wear polo shirts with proper designs. E.G T-shirts with "Damn" are not allowed. I'm not sure if this applies to teachers as well but what the heck. Rumour has it that T-shirts will make you stupid and ugly and is therefore discouraged.
2. Punctuality - Do not be late. Being late will earn u 3 detention classes (according to Mr Moh). Teachers are NEVER considered late and will NEVER be late regardless of the time. So I conclude that if you are earlier than the teacher then it is safe.
3. Greeting - Students are obliged to greet their seniors and teachers and address appropriately.
However, the seniors and teachers do not have to know your name and will usually call you by surname or occasionally call the wrong name. If they call the wrong name, you are still expected to know who he/she is addressing and reply promptly.
4. Discipline - Students are required to remain silent when the teacher is speaking or when watching a video. Seniors may tend to forget about this and teachers are allowed to do whatever they please.
5. When work is passed down, seniors may pass the work down to the juniors and as students, you should pass it all the way down so that all your juniors(if any) can do all the work while the seniors can sit in the canteen and talk cock.
6. If you deserve reward from your teachers for good work done, they will give it to you. No need to ask them for it. However, most of time that is forgotten and you will have to pester them so that they dun forget about it or worse, eat the reward.
7. In school, half-day school equals being in school from 6am to 1.30pm. Half-day off from school equates to no school from 1.30pm to 5pm. Therefore do not mistake half-day for the half(1/2) you learn in Mathematics.

Sad.. dint mAnage to Win Yesterday..

2005-09-02T19:45:00.000+08:00

hIiieee everybody... this is ur beloved... contestant s2..... Mr JAROMMIL!! *smile Smile* Was so happpy yesterday lo... Got 2nd in e competition despite my busy schedule training dog.... eh.. i mean.. the people in my beloved Meridiaan... meriidian.. or was it merridian... Wtf... anything la... Was so HAppy yesterday.. think u guys must have voted for me..Use my OFfice fone rite? Nabei...
*background whispers,glared by producer*
#Contestant s2.. u on air le.. try not to swear horz...#
so lovely... thanks.. to celebrate the occasion... will treat all of u to a cohesion lunch in the school canteen kay...

Was so happy with myself lo... while preparing backstage.. i took time of my busy schedue to do some dog... eh... i mean.. training of my personnel.... heee.. they finished everything in less den 5 mins le... well done... shall shrink the time so they'll take to a good one min next time... ha..
too bad i wont have time to do the dogs' power profficiency test with u le... my lovely enchanting students... so i Asked my Other Colleague do with u all lo... he very irritating de... will walk ard everyone to make sure that they all finish every question in the test...

haha... my test so stringent.. comfirm a lot of ppl complain de lo... but nobody noes is my idea.. allalala...

*producer assistant signals cut*

k la.... my dearest students...... will shower more love n care to u guys soon after i finish my authograph sessions k... see u on monday morning..

*p.s remember to buy my cd k.... or i'll deduct from ur allowance*
snigger.....

Teachers' Day Celebration

2005-09-02T17:38:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, our sch was organising a teachers day celebration. Numerous professional photographers are employed to take photos for our guest of honour for that day. However, the higher commitee did not trust the professional photographers on their job. As a result, 12 of our students are selected to get ready for taking photos for the celebration. As our sch exams are coming up soon, the celebrations were planned at night. We were supposed to resume lessons until evening then if needed we were then be tasked to take photos. But as usual, because of singaporean kiasu-ness, two of our teachers Mr See Ci Si and Mr So Fark-Up asked the 12 students to skip all lessons that day and get ready their photography equipment to stand-by in the sch's study corner because they have received special info that our beloved vice principal Mr Rojammil may have plans to trick us on that day by surprising us suddenly with a call up and telling us to run there just to snap a few shots for the guest of honour. In case u all didn't know, I am not sure where i heard of it also, but our stand-in principal got quite a history.. He just got the second prize in the popular show named Superstar in channel U. In case u all didn't catch the live telecast yesterday be sure to catch the repeat telecast on sun where our vice principal came out in contestant S2. Anyway back to the topic on the celebration, as expected from our two super clever teachers, the vice principal indeed call us up surprisingly at around 7+pm for us to go down asap to take photos... I hate the part when all of us know it is fake but still have to act Shocked to appease to our stand-in principal's sense of achievement.. How can we take photos at the teachers day celebrations when the event itself haven't even started..From this we can clearly see that he has an extremely low IQ and intelligence.. As the place is quite far away, drivers were employed to drive us there if there was a need. When our Mr Rojammil call us up, our drivers all got a shock and clearly did not know wat was happening. They thought it was time to go that place but sadly it wasn't. Mr Rojammil told them to drive one round around the sch with us all on board. After one round, we were told to alight and knowing it was a trick "finally", we were allowed to go up except 2 students who were told by him to go and take photos of our sch logo at the other block before finally allowed to go up. In the end we were only dismissed from sch around 10pm without taking any photos for the celebration except for the stupid photo on the sch logo.. ANother waste of time throughout the day... Looks like our vice principal is still more suited to sing and perform rather than becoming a staff of our sch...

With regards from,
One of the poor student who wasted his whole day yesterday

Report on 31 Aug 2005

2005-08-31T20:16:00.000+08:00

Its the end of the month of August. As stated previously, we will have exclusive reports from the school which should not be named as Merlion Institute (Branch). Or is it Meridien Institution? Never mind that.
As stated previously, today we shall have a special report on the stand-in principal Mr Rojammil today.
We shall start with the number 1 activity that Mr Rojammil is so obsessed with. The Special Ops Command. Throughout this course, students will be trained to overcome various obstacles, mentally and physically, and phycially attune them with the physical demands of the other school activities. This is implemented by the Ministry for everybody in the school, ranging from students to principal. Mr Rojammil has been a fanatic supporter of this plan and has actively sought to have a 100% pass rate for it. In the beginning, the training is done twice a week. However as the students have more commitments with their dog training in August, it has been reduced to once a week. Tests have been conducted during these sessions and most of the students passed.
We have interviewed some of the failures and were shocked to hear their comments.
A certain uncouthed student has commented. "FAIL 不是人 AH?..." The comment has been summarised since it contains some vulgarities. Basically, he mentioned that the failures will not have recess time and have to stay back after school and do remedial. Sometimes, they have to go back to school during weekend. Another student, mentioned something of interest to the readers. He mentioned that Mr Rojammil was nuts over this activity. Initially, before the start, he talked about passing the test as a requirement for graduating from the school and that everybody will have to take it. "If anybody fail, we will have him come back on weekend for remedial and I will come back too if i happen to fail." However, the student claims that on the first test, Mr Rojammil came up with a doctor's letter that exempts him from physical assertions. Another student on this incident: "He (Rojammil) purposely get MC skip test one." We have contacted Mr Rojammil for comment on this. He said, "I wanted to take the test, but my physique demands otherwise. I'm sure the students have seen me putting in some effort during their training. Regarding Saturdays, its if I fail. How can I fail if i have not taken the test"
Finishing off the sentence with a wide grin on this square face. "Got MC still wan play soccer", someone from behind shouted. When we turn back to ask for his comment, Mr Rojammil has vanished.

Reporter Ruah Iew reporting from Physics Lab Company

This story has been reproduced from today's media and is not necessarily the position of http://imthemostirritatingbastard.blogspot.com/

D&D Competition

2005-08-31T20:11:00.000+08:00

Its the bimonthly Design & Doodle Competition once again. This time round, it is rather different. Lets have a look back at the previous one.
In the last competition, this D&D competition was organised by the school. This time round the MOE has put a foot into it and decided to organise this instead. Previously, 22 students were forced to submit an entry to the competition. In the final round of judging, the winner of the this competition is non other than one of the teachers. This time around, the participants are no different. Its still the same 22 unhappy participants. However, will their entries be good enough to emerge as victor? Or will the teachers win it again? Who will receive the coveted prize and recognition? Stay tune next month....

PS. Pls submit your entries no matter how gd or bad it is by today, 31 Aug, to one of the 2 ICs

Keep This Within Yourself

2005-08-31T19:03:00.001+08:00

The Site address is changed because surveys has been done and its found out that its getting too popular. No, I'm not stop you from spreading to those that deserve to read this blog. Yes, I hope all those that are in National Science Foundation Department can read the blog. But please try not to spread it openly or even surf in the office, as the saying goes, 'the walls have ears'. I understand that some are going to be posted to Office of Research and Development, or maybe even Office of Rare Diseases. Whatever it is, some of us are still going to be around and we don't want to get OT for nothing. Thanks for your help. =)

Oh ya, one last thing, please post comment after you have read our post. If not we will think there is no one reading. Quite demoralising, you know? Haha.

MoonWars Episode 8879899714 : The Boss Strikes Back

2005-08-30T20:50:00.000+08:00

Hello to all those mindless pple reading this. In case you are wondering who am I, I'm the boss of ur beloved blogger, aka Mr BARCODE. And in case if you are wondering how did i end up here, i shall tell you how. Your this little friend was surfing this webside in his office(yes right in the office). How stupid can one be? Never mind. I shall comment on his second post, A Day In The Office.

He mention dogs a lot in his post. I shall define dog first. This is what i found at Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary.

1. a highly variable domestic mammal (Canis familiaris) closely related to the common wolf (Canis lupus)
2 . a worthless person
3: an undesirable piece of merchandise9 : an unattractive person and especially a girl or woman

Now you should understand the meaning of dog. Now for my defination of dog.

1. Anyone that is working under me.
2. Anyone that is under my command.
3. Both of the above.

As you can see from above, your wonderful owner of this blog is catagarise as dog. Yes, DOG. *woof woof* Was it me or there is a dog barking behind? Oh, forgot to mention im currently in my office now. Anyway, to tell you the truth, I dont seriously treat them as human. They are dogs. My dogs. I can ask them to carry boxes from store A to store B then store B to store A as and when I like. I can ask them to come back on saturday for extra work. Even if they try to complain to the trade union, I won't give in.

Now for setting up this blog, I'm goin to get back at them. They are goin to report for work extremely early, and take my 2 dogs(named Mo-Ho-Chio and soooo-farkup) for a run. Yes, dogs taking dogs for run. Oh well, shall end here. Guess you should stop coming to this blog as he will be too busy to add any more post.

Your kindest and generous boss,
Knights of the Square Table.

Report on 30 Aug 2005

2005-08-30T19:18:00.000+08:00

It's been some time since the implementation of single morning session schools. One particular School, which we shall not name as Merlion Institution (Branch), have been following this guideline strictly. The main aim of having single session school is to enable students to have afternoons for their CCAs. The students of this particular school, in addition to their afternoon commitments have to take part in the "compulsory" sports and games implemented by the school HOD (Lit) cum vice principal Mr Rojammil. This is in addition to their core curriculum within the morning school hours.
Recently, another program has been implemented by one of the teachers of one of the class. Mr Moh Hoe Chio, has asked the students of this class to go to school early to have additional physical training. When asked about this new program, Mr Moh said, "This morning exercise will come sooner or later. During our last meeting, the new HOD, Mr Tom Birdman has already wanted to put this into place for the whole school. So, being the typical kiasu Singaporean that he is, he started this early." Mr Birdman, however, is not available for comments at this moment.
When we interviewed the students involved in this, they replies were negative. Some said that it was too tiring, a few mentioned that their legs were barely able to walk.
Will this school succeed in wat it plans to do? Or will the students finally decide to rebel against the authorities? Only time will tell. Keep your eyes glued to this page for a more detailed coverage on the school's teacher.

Tomorrow: Mr Jarommil.

Reporter Ruah Iew reporting from Physics Lab Company.

This story has been reproduced from today's media and is not necessarily the position of http://imthemostirritatingbastard.blogspot.com/

Saturday

2005-08-27T00:14:00.000+08:00

It's Saturday.

Enjoy and Treasure your Weekend

Weekend is Precious

Life as a Sercurity Guard

2005-08-26T23:28:00.000+08:00

Working as a Sercurity Guard in a Sercurity Company. Jus do not understand, why I land in such a lousy Sercurity Company. Other companies always win the contracts of guarding millions of dollars worth installation during weekdays, and my company only can get the contracts for weekends cos no one bid for weekends, they only bid for weekdays. Other sercurity personnel in other companies, enjoying their weekends with families, while me and my collegues have to carry out our job during the weekend. Poor collegues. I am a very hardworking Sercurity Guard, any company finding one, I am willing to take a pay cut and jump to your Company.

Studying at Home

2005-08-26T22:43:00.001+08:00

Sad, I have a stepfather who never treats me good. Recently, he keep scolding me about my cannot make it results of one of my subject. It is not that I do not wan to pass that subject, but the thing is I not interested and also that subject is nt my strength and I am really weak in it. But problem is I study 3 subjects only, so cant drop that subject, if nt I am not allow to graduate.
Everyday, I am forced by my stepfather to stay at home to study immediately after I came back frm school. I am not allowed to go out at night, even hav dinner with my friends at the aircon kopitiam with television and big screen(although the big screen recently spoilt cant watch my favourite Wigan play) also cannot. Now saturday, he also wan me stay at home study and study. I cant even watch my favourite cartoon Pokemon, dunnoe Togepi showing ornt, cos long time nvr switch on Kids Central liao, cos not allowed to watch, only mus study. Think soon I cant stop going to Church liao. cos I might oso be forced to stay at home to study on Sunday. God, Jesus, u mus forgive me. My stepfather oso hired a maid, always cook cannot make it food for me to eat. sometimes, she never cook wan take away food frm my favourite kopitiam as mentioned above for me oso cannot. tink my stepfather no money, so dun wan my maid to take away food back from me. If this continues, think need to use my own pocket money to buy cup noodles put at home liao. everyday, giv me so little pocket money, now still hav to use tat small amt to buy cup noodles. I think I getting depression, maybe soon I going to push my father into the fire like wat happens in the movie"The Maid" by Raintree Pictures. I haven watch that movie yet, and wat happen in the movie also is heard frm by my fren. Everyday, after school, mus come back home, where got time watch movie.

Half piece of my leaf jus flew away

2005-08-26T22:43:00.000+08:00

My poor plant, has about 20+leaves, but recently keep blowing very big wind, causes my plant keep losing half piece of leave by half piece of leave, tink soon before Children Day, my whole plant already withered to death. Poor Plant. R.I.P

To HOTChix,

2005-08-26T21:53:00.000+08:00

Today is a bad day. Father don't give me go out. Three days at home can die. Want to cycle to school also cannot. Now go school take bus take very long time. Other stupid people cycle fall down is they useless. I cycle also never fall down before. Last time go PE fall down also never see Father ban me from PE. Last time go school get SARS also never never hear him say "You cannot go to school anymore". If only... Now grow up already cycle also cannot. This is what i wanted to tell Father..
"Knn la CB. you say last time ma ta wear shorts.. chinatown no escalator leh.. that kum gong fren cycle also dunno how to cycle.. knn can fall down.. until the tyre until become like fuck like that.. hope that gong CB take plane go afrika get eaten by tigers la.. if cycling dangerous u go ask garment ban bicycle la.. ask all the shop dun sell bicycle la.. na bei... if tink cycle can die then i think chinamen more than half die die liao la.. still got so many chinamen around meh.. u think ur ah gong ah ma last time in mainland drive car ah? they fucking ride bicycle lo.. u think wat.. u wan me stay at home THREE days.. lan jiao ok.. wat can u do? go buy big padlock lock me up? fuck u... i call police ah.. knn lock me in la.. i say u abuse me.. wan me clean dishes? fuck u! u see b4 flying saucer? i every day go out 72 hours i song leh.. u wan u break my legs la.. hahaa.. lao cb.. anyway ah.. i think ur colleague's car going to bang bus liao.. tink nex time u dun drive subaru to work la.. bus safer.. fuck u!"
That is about all that i have to say. Thank you for ur listening ear.

From,
Son of a FUCKER

To Son,

2005-08-26T21:16:00.000+08:00

Few months back, my son finally learnt how to ride bicycle on two wheels. I'm very proud of him. So he bought himself a bicycle using his own allowance as a reward. He cycled everyday to school. It was until recently, one of my colleague told me that he met wif an accident sometime back while cycling to work during a thunderstorm. He even showed us a picture of his bicycle after the accident.

So as a worried dad, i decided to ban my son from riding his bicycle to school. Upon reaching home that night, i told my son during dinner than he must not ride to school anymore. He didnt say anything. Guess he cant do anything too, 'cause im the BIGGEST in the family. Because I go to work very early in the morning, and i trusted my son to obey my orders, I did not check on him.

So it was yesterday when i was shopping, i met one of my son's classmate. I don't know why but he jus told me out of no reason that my son is still riding to school. I was so mad that I went straight home and reprimanded my son. I also have him grounded for three days and have him do the housework.

Why cant U understand how i feel as a DAD. WHY!!! WHY MUST U MAKE ME GO TO SUCH EXTREMES? Haiz...

From,

DaD

A dAy iN dA oFfiCe.. paRt 2..

2005-08-26T20:29:00.000+08:00

Afternoon also dulan.. our boss suppose give us take half day leave.. but cannot.. change office and then clean out all the spiders and webs take until 1 o'cock..still cannot go home.. lunch also haben eat.. fuuarrking hungwee.. still must listen barCode tok coCk.. come on time nebermind.. still wan to come late.. kpcb one.. wait and wait.. then he say nex week got CEO coming in.. then wan us take camera go take video welcome him.. i kana shock.. wtf still same person wat.. this few yrs see him until sian liao.. make ppl no holiday this week liao not enough.. (although our dept not affected) still wan us to go take picture of that old neh neh.. ppL rather go watCh supErstAr final lo~ somemore still need test see camera got spoil or not.. knn wan spoil will confirm spoil one la.. test test testicals.. this news still not enough.. somemore still ask special ppl stay back! yesterday leg pain nv bring dOg go train.. monday come back must bring the faRked up doG go.. kNn sunday got OT still wan us go.. kan suay.. talK tOk tAlk until almost 2 o'coCk! then let us go on leave.. wTf!! i thouGht suppose half day.. half day suppose 12 hours.. not 4 houRs!! kNn.. sibei dulan day..

A dAy iN thE oFfIce... Part 1..

2005-08-26T15:24:00.000+08:00

This morning dulan. My DOG wake me up farking early juz to bring him out for a RUN. But it was raining farking big. So i tot no more, however at 9am, my DOG came barking at me. So i bo bian hav to bring it out for a RUN to tire him out so he wont kpkb anymore. One shot ran 12km. Never mind. I Ren. It still continue to kpkb. REN!! Oh ya.. forgot to tell you.. my DOG is joining the DHM. DHM = Dog Half Marathon. PoWer Rite? Hmm.. maybe my DOG can even tok jus tat i dunnoe. Anyway, after tha RUN, i went to the office. Immediately after i sat down in my office, my BOSS told me that i have to move my office. FOR FARK? I dunnoe. End up pple at block A moving to Block B and pple at Block B to A. Brainless rite? Oh, forgot to introuduce my BOSS. He is called MR BARCODE-THAT-THINKS-WITHOUT-GOIN-THRU-HIS-BRAIN.

For part 2.. dun miss the next Exciting episode of A dAy iN thE oFfIce.

First In, No OUT!!!

2005-08-25T14:23:00.000+08:00