Legend of the Ring

Legend has it that a long long time ago, an evil magician created a magical ring.
A ring that grants it's bearer unimaginably great powers... powers beyond dog's
imagination. This ring was finally forged from the wildest of all fires on a
certain day in October 2004... This ring... The Ring of Sector 3...
It's first bearer... Mr G-Shock left and buried the cursed ring in the deepest of all dungeons... It was believed that even for someone who can be dropped from any height couldn't handle the ring's power, left in search for true garang-ness.
The aftermath of this change was a long horrible never-ending nightmare... Mr 5-foot, and his master... another 5 foot plus evil Hobbit, Neo, found the ring...
The ring granted them unimaginable powers, powers so great that they rule over the lands. It was the power of ultimate wayang-ness... wayang-ness that was never ever seen in the dog-history. Even garang humans like Mr G-shock cant stand the ring... The pair of hobbits... are just hobbits afterall. Soon the power of the rings took over their minds... tweaked their brains so much... that they started to disrupt the everyday lives and activities of the peaceful dog-village "Alpha". Which explains why the dogs are having such a "lull"-aful time now.
Can noone stop the hobbits from causing their ultimate chain of destruction on this peaceful world?

ORD LO!!!
09122005