To HOTChix,

Today is a bad day. Father don't give me go out. Three days at home can die. Want to cycle to school also cannot. Now go school take bus take very long time. Other stupid people cycle fall down is they useless. I cycle also never fall down before. Last time go PE fall down also never see Father ban me from PE. Last time go school get SARS also never never hear him say "You cannot go to school anymore". If only... Now grow up already cycle also cannot. This is what i wanted to tell Father..
"Knn la CB. you say last time ma ta wear shorts.. chinatown no escalator leh.. that kum gong fren cycle also dunno how to cycle.. knn can fall down.. until the tyre until become like fuck like that.. hope that gong CB take plane go afrika get eaten by tigers la.. if cycling dangerous u go ask garment ban bicycle la.. ask all the shop dun sell bicycle la.. na bei... if tink cycle can die then i think chinamen more than half die die liao la.. still got so many chinamen around meh.. u think ur ah gong ah ma last time in mainland drive car ah? they fucking ride bicycle lo.. u think wat.. u wan me stay at home THREE days.. lan jiao ok.. wat can u do? go buy big padlock lock me up? fuck u... i call police ah.. knn lock me in la.. i say u abuse me.. wan me clean dishes? fuck u! u see b4 flying saucer? i every day go out 72 hours i song leh.. u wan u break my legs la.. hahaa.. lao cb.. anyway ah.. i think ur colleague's car going to bang bus liao.. tink nex time u dun drive subaru to work la.. bus safer.. fuck u!"
That is about all that i have to say. Thank you for ur listening ear.

From,
Son of a FUCKER